[Ah, okay... where to start? The beginning is a good place, right?]
I wasn't actually raised by my birth parents. I was found as a baby with this medallion around my neck. It had the symbol of the gods on it, so my parents - uh, my other parents, I guess - thought I was a gift from the gods, and I grew up with them. Then I decided to go to the temple of Zeus when I was older... you know, to get some answers about where I came from.
It, uh. It turns out Zeus and Hera are my mother and father.
[Y U P.]
I know, I know. Son of Zeus, right? The first person I told didn't believe me either. [Up until God Dad struck him with a bolt of lightning, anyway.]
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I wasn't actually raised by my birth parents. I was found as a baby with this medallion around my neck. It had the symbol of the gods on it, so my parents - uh, my other parents, I guess - thought I was a gift from the gods, and I grew up with them. Then I decided to go to the temple of Zeus when I was older... you know, to get some answers about where I came from.
It, uh. It turns out Zeus and Hera are my mother and father.
[Y U P.]
I know, I know. Son of Zeus, right? The first person I told didn't believe me either. [Up until God Dad struck him with a bolt of lightning, anyway.]